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Haha Well it was fun I would have to say! ” welcome to the Seattle tower “

I can do that too

I wish maybe one day when I well yeah…

What I feel like when my favorite song comes on shuffle.

The world looks better upside down!

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Girl at the bar: So where are you from?
Me: Depends who's asking.
Girl at the bar: What do you mean?
Me: If I think a girl is interested in me, I come up with something worldly like: I grew up homeless on the streets of Paris, earning my meals through street performing. Because the truth is very boring.
Girl at the bar: ...So you're from Paris? I've always wanted to go there.

Lol